1. texas-red-dirt-sunset:

    introbulus:

    one-hamburger:

    dicksp8jr:

    fionaaelizabeth:

    If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

    what do coral even get stressed about

    Current events

    I sea.

    guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

    Reblogged from: periodical-homoeroticism
  2. stability:

    people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

    Reblogged from: periodical-homoeroticism
  3. ghostsfacer:

    ghostsfacer:

    what if people got a new name every birthday

    what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

    "I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

    this wasn’t supposed to get notes

    Reblogged from: lvng-wth-a-swns-wng
  4. wavesinjuly:

    suckmyphallus:

    getterbeam:

    imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

    image

    Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

    Reblogged from: laugh-addict
  5. simplydalektable:

    lysnk2:

    heartthrobbstark:

    i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

    image

    THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

    i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

    Reblogged from: periodical-homoeroticism
  6. Reblogged from: death-by-lulz
  7. Reblogged from: dutchster
  8. Reblogged from: lvng-wth-a-swns-wng
  9. kizatchi:

hes doing a good job

    kizatchi:

    hes doing a good job

    Reblogged from: afternoonsnoozebutton
  10. thecutestofthecute:

    Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers. Have a great day everyone

    Reblogged from: death-by-lulz
  11. Reblogged from: laugh-addict
  12. Reblogged from: gameofthronesdaily
  13. hemlock grove: in poor taste

    Reblogged from: fuckyeahhemlockgrove
  14. dachshund-parade:

Two sub-woofers

    dachshund-parade:

    Two sub-woofers

    Reblogged from: tastefullyoffensive
  15. clrama:

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       ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

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    Reblogged from: skyferreirasnipple
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